Meters swum today: None. Playing in the background: Steve Roach, from "InnerZone" A. Resign. B. Sue the Mormon Church for emotiona...

Playing in the background: An episode of "Good Eats" on the Food Network Smelling delicious in the background: Joan's Schadenf...

Meters swum today: 1400 (yay!!!!) Playing in the background: Somebody's boom car and the twinkling of Christmas lights Gotta talk abou...

Playing on the iPod: Jonn Serrie, "And the Stars Go With You" Meters swum today: Zip. Banned from the pool until tomorrow at the...

Playing on the iPod: Deuter, from "Ecstasy" Meters swum today: None. Much to my relief, the Buddhist scriptures are getting bett...

Meters swum today: 1450 Playing on the iPod: "Kiss Me" by TinTin There's an old Protestant joke where a Catholic comes across ...

Meters swum today: None. Playing in the background: The iron whine of the train horn as it seems to rumble through my very back yard, ratt...